It's not easy to be....ME

I can't take Advil and my back hurts! All the time. I have to have only clear liquids tomorrow and work and still not take Advil and then come home and choke down some nasty tasting stuff that will make me spend the night on the toilet. Then I have to get up at 5 AM drink MORE nasty tasting stuff and then go to some awful place where they'll stick a big needle in my arm and give me drugs that won't knock me out and then....there will be a long, long, long tube that will go.....guess where. Does anyone really not understand why old people are depressed? This is my life. I'm catching Tom's cold too....shoot me now.